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Napcident

An unintended nap - may result in unintended consequences such as missing an appointment or not sleeping well that night

"It’s not what they call you. It’s what you answer to."

~ Madea
  • My friend: Blah blah blah
  • Me think: I think I'm obvious when I don't care about something someone is saying. I bet she'll realize that I'm bored and want to do something.
  • My friend: Blah blah blah Blah blah blah Blah blah blah Blah blah blah Blah blah blah Blah blah blah
Me: I want coffee
Me 2: It’s a quarter after two…a.m…
Me: COGNITIVE DISSONANCE

Me: I want coffee

Me 2: It’s a quarter after two…a.m…

Me: COGNITIVE DISSONANCE

This is what you do when you lose one of your favorite pieces of clothing.

This is what you do when you lose one of your favorite pieces of clothing.

"It’s water under the bridge, but don’t forget the rain that put it there."

~ A Cornelius Original