C.O.R.N.E.L.I.U.S.

May 15

Napcident

An unintended nap - may result in unintended consequences such as missing an appointment or not sleeping well that night

“It’s not what they call you. It’s what you answer to.” — Madea

May 14

Inside of me

Me: I want coffee
Me 2: It’s a quarter after two…a.m…
Me: COGNITIVE DISSONANCE

Me: I want coffee

Me 2: It’s a quarter after two…a.m…

Me: COGNITIVE DISSONANCE

Jan 19

Politicalprof: Print Journalism 101 -

politicalprof:

Here’s how to keep all that political ‘news’ in perspective…

1. The Wall Street Journal is read by the people who run the country.

2. The Washington Post is read by people who think they run the country.

3. The New York Times is read by people who think they should run the country and…

Aug 09

This is what you do when you lose one of your favorite pieces of clothing.

This is what you do when you lose one of your favorite pieces of clothing.

“It’s water under the bridge, but don’t forget the rain that put it there.” — A Cornelius Original